EXCLUSIVE: Wachowskis, Warner Bros. Take Aim With 'Hood' - Heat Vision
Synopsis: 'Hood' will star Will Smith as Speed, a thirty-five year old sexually confused pimp, who steals dirty cocaine from his lesbian hookers and makes violent love to his gay partner, Malcolm (played by Adam Lambert) while wearing a bunny suit. Speed gets caught up in international intrigue and geopolitics when Karl Rove, former Bush administration advisor, solicits one of the lesbian hookers, pays her to dress like Sarah Palin, then beats her to death with a Koran and dumps the body in the Potomac. Speed finds himself embroiled in the ensuing scandal and flees into the woods of Yellowstone National Park, where he meets up with a group of outlaws who steal government secrets from disgruntled gay Army privates and publish them on the Internet. Speed vows to get revenge for his dead hooker and embarks on a mission to kill every millionaire in America and redistribute their wealth among homeless transsexual dildo jugglers, culminating in a showdown where Speed poisons Karl Rove with a cyanide capsule delivered via an extended tongue kiss, pisses on Rush Limbaugh, and goes back to Yellowstone where he fantasizes about murdering George W. Bush while playing Twister in the nude with his merry men and Katy Perry, his Gothic heterosexual love interest who cross-stitches homoerotic art involving the Pope and the Cat In The Hat. Co-starring Keanu Reeves as a cactus.
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